Sunday 12 February 2012

i tot you china

everytime, before this.......tanpa fail...bila aku greet student-student international yang baru masuk kelas...

"Assalamualaikum and a very good day to all...bla bla bla..."

student menyampuk...dengan mata bulat terbeliak...

"Waalaikummussalammmm...tee-cerrr you muslim? MasyaAllah..."

haiihh...sabar jerlah...

or...

if occasional aku terpacul...

"Insya Allah you will do well in your exam..."

"ohhh tee-cer...you muslim?"

"yes, i am muslim..."

"i tot you china..."

kepala ko china...

new hair cut

bila ramai orang just can't pin-point apa yang lain pada penampilan baru aku...


"azim...apa yang lain ya pada azim ni...azim nampak lain la..."

"new hair cut kak..."

kahkahkah...

muslim malaysiya

*knock knock*

"yes...come in."

tiga student tepacul depan meja aku.

"tee-cer...we wan ask you wan kues-shen."

"ok. is this about your grammar exercise?"

"oh...no no no tee-cer..."

"then?"

tiga org student ni...berpandangan semasa sendiri...tesengih sengih...

"we wan ask you...you muslim malaysiya or muslim china?"

"hahahaha...what do you think?"

student a: "i think you muslim malaysiya."

student b: "i think you muslim china tee-cer...cos you know speak china."

"you?"

student c: *angkat bahu. sengih*

"i am muslim malaysia."

"see...i told you...you buy me dinner tonight...i want dominos."

"oh my...you guys bet on me?"

"hahaahhaha...yeah tee-cer...thank you tee-cer...we see you in class..."

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memang ada yang kena penampar bebudak nih...

direct ke dalam kuali...

ooooohhhhhhhhh...

aku sangat bangga dengan diri aku malam tadiiiiiii...

aku berjaya goreng telur...tanpa pecahkan telur tu dalam cawan dulu and berdiri lebih kurang sekaki setengah dari kuali!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kenapa aku selalu kena pecahkan dalam cawan dulu? sebab aku takut minyak tu terpercik...

so, malam tadi...ape aku berjaya buat?????

aku berjaya pecahkan telur tu direct ke dalam kuali....DIRECT KE DALAM KUALI. direct occay.

"Ma! Ma! Aye goreng telur...aye pecahkan telur direct ke dalam kuali..."

"aih...berani pulak ko pecahkan terus dalam kuali..."

"tulah!!!! minyak tu tak terpercik ponnnn!!!"

"Manaaaaa...laaa memanglah tak terpercik minyak tu...minyak tu tak panas lagi pon..."



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well...

still...

direct ke dalam kuali...

minyak tak terpercik...



direct ke dalam kuali...