pubic raper

Dulu…masa belajar…aku skema…(ape? Ape?…memang aku skema pon…tak yah nak buat bunyi bunyian…)…bila skema…aku selalu duduk depan…bila duduk depan…aku suka kacau kawan kawan aku masa diaorg tengah buat presentation…

Taaaaakkk lah…mana ada kacau…aku kan skema…aku selalu tolong lah…bila kawan kawan aku mengalami situati cemas “my train of thoughts have just derailed”.

Kak sally (bukan nama sebenar): “… … women have to be very careful of raper when they go out at night…”

Aaaaa…raper?????

Whisper…”psttt psttt kak…kak sally…bukan raper…rapist lah rapist.”

Hoshit…tak dengar…

Kak sally (bukan nama sebenar) continued her presentation: “… … a raper should be punished harshly…”

Haduiiihhh….gotta do something nih…

A-ha…

tulis atas kertas “rapist” besar besar…tala kan kat arah kak sally…

hamek ko…expresi muka kak sally dah macam bertentang mata dengan seorang raper.

p/s: kawan2 sekelas aku masa tesl…korang tau kot kak sally nih sape…hahahahahahaha…

another incident…

a classmate of mine…kak melly (bukan nama sebenar) seorang yang baik budi pekertinya…percakapan, pemakaian dijaga rapi, lemah lembut…tak lokek nasihat…seorang contoh muslimah yang baik…tak, ni serius…you gotta understand her a bit so that when I told you about what she did when she was presenting…baru korang boleh nampak ironi-nya.

She is not the type yang akan…you know…buang masa…bergossip gossip…cakap cakap nakal ni…no no no…tu aku je…dia tak…hahahahaha…

*waive* hi kak melly-bukan-nama-sebenar-but-when-you-read-this-you-know-it-is-you!!!!!!!!!

She was about to present about public caning…she took a whiteboard marker and proceeded to write something on the board…

In all seriousness…she began her presentation…

Little did she know…what she wrote was instead:

PUBIC CANING

ouch

Yeah…you go kak melly…you go girl…roarrrrrrrrrr…

p/s: kawan2 sekelas aku masa tesl…korang tau kot kak melly nih sape…hahahahahahaha…

oh…aku taulah phrase “my train of thoughts have just derailed” ni memang an overly-used phrase masa presentation kat mana mana pon…

tapi aku bagi credit kat kawan aku yang sengal ni for using it with style…or at least, for making it popular amongst my circle of friends.

Dia ni tengah buat presentation…pastu lupa point dia…senget, bengkokkan lutut kiri…tak ingat gak…senget…bengkokkan lutut kanan…tak ingat gak…letak tangan kat tepi dahi kiri…tak ingat gak…letak tangan kat tepi dahi kanan…tak ingat gak…

“hurm…ammm…ermm…wait ya…my train of thoughts have just derailed.”

And time tu…aku rasa itu alasan yang sangat cool untuk dijadikan alasan.

And let’s just name this friend of mine kak nini (bukan nama sebenar).