siti masak?!?!?!?!?

semalam aku masak.

To those who knew me…eheh…I don’t rarely cook.

No…no…no…chill people…it’s not that I don’t want to…but…sigh…just refer to this entry à don't be amaze why i cannot cook...

But yesterday…16/06/2011…I cooked.

Yesterday my mother was very sluggish…there were many times or occasions where I can sort of sense her hesitation to cook…

There are not many people in this household of mine…just the three of us…an elderly who doesn’t eat a lot, a son who jaga badan, and a daughter who is force to jaga badan by her jaga badan brother…evil. 

So, there’s not much point in cooking…lagi leceh adalah…haha…

Jaga badan brother: 

“Ma, masak sup jer ma…” 

“Ma, banyak na minyak tu ma…” 

“Ma, hari ni saya tak nak makan.” 

“Ma, nak rebus kacang buncis jer.”

So, all the food are so not challenging to a chef…so, chef pon naik malas nak masak…

And yesterday…mama takde mood nak masak.

So, I declared… 

“Hokey la ma, hari ni biar aye masak la!!!” dengan penoh semangat.

………………silent………………

“ko nak masak? Nak masak ape?”

“MAGGI GORENG!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“hahahahahaha…masak la dek ko….”

A few minutes later…

“ma bawang putih nak kena pakai berapa?

“ma, kena letak bawang merah ke?”

“ma. Nak letak ikan bilis boleh ke? Berapa banyak?”

“ma, bawang putih ni elok potong nipis nipis je ke nak blend ke nak tumbuk?”

“ape? Tumbuk? Ok…”

at this point, my mum came into the kitchen…sarcastically encouragingly said: 

“nilah first time aku tengok si siti ni menumbuk lesung kat dapur ni ha…rare nih…”

i still have a lot of questions to ask, but I refrain myself from doing so for fear my mum would lost her temper and goreng the maggi goreng herself…

but…I could not…

“ma, dah mendidih ni…elok masuk telur dulu ke magi dulu?”

tung tang tung tang tung tang…screamed here and there a bit…magi goreng was gorenged…then we ate.

“sedap ke ma???”

“seeedaaaaapppppp…” she said.

tapi mama tak tambah.

-__-

as I said, elderly tak makan banyak.

But then again…at least my mother finished her her bowl…

My still-traumatised (because I cook) sister, just had a few strands of the maggi goreng…for fear of food poisoning.