don't be amaze why i cannot cook...

"yah...lapar..."
"adik nak makan ape?"
"erm...nak makan masak kentang ayah terer masak tu...letak baked beans letak telur, letak sos cili n tomato tu..."
"ok...adik gi mandi dulu, ni kang ayah masak."
"yay...teng kiu yah..."

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"ayah dh balik...ayah beli ape kat pasar?"
"ntah...macam macam...tolong letak ikan ni kat sink."
"ni ikan ape yah?"
"ko ni dik...ikan kembung pon takkan tak kenal..."
"hihi...nak tolong siang."
"tau ke?"
"tak."
"meh sini ayah ajar."

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"adik kena buang ekor dia...potong ekor dia."
*potong
"bukan potong semua ekor dia...yang kat hujung tu jer...sikit jer...."
"oh."
*potong
"pastu?"
"potong insang dia."
*potong
"ha.pastu belah perut dia."
"sini?"
"bukan."
"sini?"
"bukan."
"sini?"
"BUKAN. meh la ayah tunjuk dulu."
*tunjuk tunjuk tunjuk sampai habis semua ikan yang ayah beli apparently, which left me with...erm...zero fish to further practice my skills.

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"wuu...ayah beli ayam!"
"hurmph."
"nak tolong potong!!!"
"ah.tak payah la....lain kali...ayah nak masak cepat ni."
"oh."

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"daging?"
"ayah nak buat daging salai masak lemak. adik nak?"
"nak nak nak."
"tunggu. ayah masak,"
"nak tolong potong daging."
"ha. potong lah."
*potong
"bukan macam tu. liat daging tu kang adik potong tak ikut urat dia."
"ha? urat?"
"ni.men sini ayah tunjuk."
*again. he demonstrated the right way of cutting the meat...using the entire meat. which, in the end, left me with none to further practice my skills.

and the rest are amaze as to why i can't cook...